One of the first days that I was in Bali, hanging out at the house, a police Sergeant walked into the compound and was talking to the family. After a little while, it was obvious that he was on very good terms with everyone that was present. I went up and introduced myself, but the man did not speak a lick of English and I do not speak any Bahasa Indonesian. Even so, everyone insisted that I switched phone numbers with Made Ketut (Name Changed) and that if “I ever got into any trouble with the police” that he would take care of it for me. I put his number in my phone and thought nothing of it.
A few weeks later I was driving downtown in the busiest areas of Bali, downtown Denpesar. In most cases, if you break a traffic law and are driving a nice vehicle, you will not be pulled over because the police officer will assume that you have the proper connections to get out of the ticket and possibly get him in trouble. However, this time I was driving the maid's motor bike (purple and black in color and a top speed of 60km) because it is the only motorcycle that I am currently comfortable to drive with (I hate shifting!). I was going through the main roundabout in the city and at every corner of the square is a police kiosk. First, for those of you that are unfamiliar with the concept of a roundabout, they are meant to divert traffic in multiple intersections so that none of the traffic has to stop. But, thanks to the admirable sense of Indonesian road engineering, this roundabout actually has more lights that number of streets converging into the circle.
So the only 6'2" white dude in Depensar on a shitty motor bike accidentally runs a very confusing traffic light in the roundabout (Mom- it was a completely safe maneuver) and a police officer runs out of the kiosk with his whistle thinking that he just scored a Christmas ham in terms of the bribe that we was about to receive instead of issuing a ticket.
I get off my motorbike and, very confidently, ask why I was getting pulled over. He said that I ran a red light and asked for my license and for me to walk into the kiosk. I hand the man my oversized international driver's license and he is dumbfounded and asks what it is. As he is thumbing through the booklet, I grab my cell phone and look for Made Ketut's phone number. 3 seconds later I go "Made Ketut. It's Samuel. Trouble with Polisi." I then hand the phone to the police officer (who looks even more confused) and goes "Hello?"
After about a 5 minute conversation (where it seemed that jokes and laughing were exchanged) the police officer says, "Made Ketut is a great friend of mine. I also hear that you are staying with the Ida Bagus' family. Just do not run the red light again. No need for a ticket."
I laugh with the man and explain that I am working for an Ida Bagus and give him a high five. He then says, "Hey my friend, it is very hot here. Give me some money to buy a drink before you go."
I hand the man $30,000 Rupiah ($3USD, strap on my helmet, and go along my merry way.
I am going to Bangkok for 6 days to scout/learn about Thai Flavors tomorrow. It will be very fun and I will have a very good blog posting in the near future. BGF is about to land its biggest and most high profile catering contract in its history, so stay tuned.